Mr. Finish Line

[Intro: Christine Hucal] Mr. Finish Line Mr. Finish Line Mr. Finish Line He's Mr. Finish Line [Verse 1: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal] She said Step 1 Cut out the coco oil then you Step 2 B-Bring it to a boil then you Step 3 C-Cool it in the soil Then you fire roast it Freeze and toast it Open up and shine [Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)] He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest) And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best) 'Cause when the lights go out He keeps America online He's Mr. Finish Line Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line [Verse 2: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal] Step 4 B-Big Berkey on the mantle then you Step 5 Push ups at Occidental 'till you Step 6 You unlock your full potential While you sleep and dream it And press and steam it Open up and shine [Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)] He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest) And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best) 'Cause when the lights go out He keeps America online He's Mr. Finish Line Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line [Bridge: Theo Katzman] I used to need to feed the appestat-o meter Now I'm satisfied and I'm a regular bean eater Oh yeah [Interlude: Dave Williams] A feline save by Stratton at keeper. He rolls it out to Katzman, the spiritual leader and sweeper. A quick pass to Hucal. Great team ball over to Wong. Working their way up to Dart, the General, a middie everyone can get behind. He's flanked by Dosik and Goss. Stanley is streaking! Stanley with one to beat! Stanley with none to beat! Goal goal goal! [Outro: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)] Finish Line is straight ahead (You feel worse before ya feel better) Finish Line is straight ahead (Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger) Finish Line is straight ahead (You feel worse before ya feel better) Finish Line is straight ahead (Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger) [Instrumental]