LIKE IT (Alt Version)

[Intro] We're backstage in London today Look who stopped by It's only Waterparks How are you guys? It's hurts my head really bad (Stop doing it) Ahhhh [Verse 1] I don't tell you how to wake up and be a dumb bitch every day So how about you stay out of my lane? No, my whole freeway Instead of trying to explain how I should do my job Or speak my truth I wanna win a Grammy in a suit But instead I'm in a straitjacket in my room How the hell did I end up in Hell right next to you? I can't tweet that I wanna kill myself But if I put it in a song, that shit goes hard as hell So what the fuck is up? [Pre-Chorus] You deserve a couple bad hair days And I hope that your car's AC breaks I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen But I'd like it even more if you called me You deserve a couple bad hair days And I hope that your car's AC breaks I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen But I'd like it even more if you called me [Chorus] 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it Yeah, I like it [Verse 2] (Ummmm) I feel cursed on tour with a big smile on Do I do this for a living or a death? It's like, I wanna get away but I'm put in these situations Where instead of being creative, I'm making business decisions Like me stopping [bleep] from fucking us over And if they're mad at this Then you can tell them that I wasn't sober But I was [Pre-Chorus] You deserve a couple bad hair days And I hope that your car's AC breaks I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen But I'd like it even more if you called me You deserve a couple bad hair days And I hope that your car's AC breaks I'd like it if you cracked your phone screen But I'd like it even more if you called me [Chorus] 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it Yeah, I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it 'Cause I like it Yeah, I like it [Outro] You think about themes of the album You think about themes of the tour thats upcoming You think about new music that might be worked on What would you say is going to be the next colour of your hair? I'm gonna shave fu- Blu-ray players, sick Freezers I can't open (Get the door) Get the door?