You'd Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out to Get You)

[Chorus] You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you [Verse 1] People treat me like I'm an asshole But I don't text when I drive, though (Nice) I can't say that they're all wrong, though 'Cause I still use straws on the down-low (I'm sorry) [Pre-Chorus] I learned to live with these eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets Alone but surrounded I'm breathing, I'm drowning I haven't slept in days, but who's counting? Yeah [Chorus] You'd bе paranoid too If everyone you knеw Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you [Verse 2] Might just rent a hotel room Light a couple candles Find out that I'm canceled, shit But I bought a bunch of candy As much as they would give me at the CVS My Plan B I might just lose my shit hop off the balcony Room 103 Yeah, that's my purgatory Yeah, until I end it all (Shit) Whoops, I got a little dark Yeah, things get a little hard [Pre-Chorus] When you've got eyes in my closet Hands in my pockets [Chorus] You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you [Instumental bridge] [Verse 3] Had to have a Britney moment, had to cut it off I got what I wanted, or at least I thought Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no Had to have a Britney moment, and I cut it off Cut it off [Chorus] You'd be paranoid too (You'd be paranoid too) If everyone you knew (If everyone that you knew was out to get you) Was out to get you You'd be paranoid too If everyone you knew Was out to get you (If everyone was out to get you) [Outro] Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? (So?) I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no (So?) Yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bitch, so? I might turn around and say some stupid shit, no (Uh)