[Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
I'm tired of modulating and articulating
All the feelings that I have for you
(Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy
(Doctor Rock) Porker Derek, run and get your mammy
[Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
There is no denying all you've been supplying
Is a slathering ball of flesh
(Doctor Rock) The light of death is gonna shine again
(Doctor Rock) And I'll let you in with no restraint
*laughter*
Let's just do it again
[Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Don't conceal your tragic flaw
Give the Doctor Rock a call
(Doctor Rock) Come quickly to see the scene
(Doctor Rock) Got everything that you need
[Verse 4: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
You're the-, you're the apple of my eye
But with some aid, I feel you'll die
(Doctor Rock) Save the soul from a bottomless pit
(Doctor Rock) See what you can make of it
You like the suf- Ahhhh!
Ahh, ahh
[Verse 5: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
You like the suffocating of a small crustacean
As you hammered your way to the truth
(Doctor Rock) Born as a salmon by an Indian eye
(Doctor Rock) While all the while that you're going to die
[Verse 6: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
You're tired of modulating and articulating
All the feelings that I have for you
(Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy
(Doctor Rock) Quick, Derek run, and get your mammy
Ahh, ahh
[Instrumental Outro]
Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Ahhh! Ahhhh!
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