Dr. Rock

[Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] I'm tired of modulating and articulating All the feelings that I have for you (Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy (Doctor Rock) Porker Derek, run and get your mammy [Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] There is no denying all you've been supplying Is a slathering ball of flesh (Doctor Rock) The light of death is gonna shine again (Doctor Rock) And I'll let you in with no restraint *laughter* Let's just do it again [Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Don't conceal your tragic flaw Give the Doctor Rock a call (Doctor Rock) Come quickly to see the scene (Doctor Rock) Got everything that you need [Verse 4: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] You're the-, you're the apple of my eye But with some aid, I feel you'll die (Doctor Rock) Save the soul from a bottomless pit (Doctor Rock) See what you can make of it You like the suf- Ahhhh! Ahh, ahh [Verse 5: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] You like the suffocating of a small crustacean As you hammered your way to the truth (Doctor Rock) Born as a salmon by an Indian eye (Doctor Rock) While all the while that you're going to die [Verse 6: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] You're tired of modulating and articulating All the feelings that I have for you (Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy (Doctor Rock) Quick, Derek run, and get your mammy Ahh, ahh [Instrumental Outro] Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!