Dr. Rock

[Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

I'm tired of modulating and articulating

All the feelings that I have for you

(Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy

(Doctor Rock) Porker Derek, run and get your mammy

[Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

There is no denying all you've been supplying

Is a slathering ball of flesh

(Doctor Rock) The light of death is gonna shine again

(Doctor Rock) And I'll let you in with no restraint

*laughter*

Let's just do it again

[Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

Don't conceal your tragic flaw

Give the Doctor Rock a call

(Doctor Rock) Come quickly to see the scene

(Doctor Rock) Got everything that you need

[Verse 4: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

You're the-, you're the apple of my eye

But with some aid, I feel you'll die

(Doctor Rock) Save the soul from a bottomless pit

(Doctor Rock) See what you can make of it

You like the suf- Ahhhh!

Ahh, ahh

[Verse 5: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

You like the suffocating of a small crustacean

As you hammered your way to the truth

(Doctor Rock) Born as a salmon by an Indian eye

(Doctor Rock) While all the while that you're going to die

[Verse 6: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]

You're tired of modulating and articulating

All the feelings that I have for you

(Doctor Rock) Help me out for I needs a shammy

(Doctor Rock) Quick, Derek run, and get your mammy

Ahh, ahh

[Instrumental Outro]

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