I Play It Off Legit

[Intro: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Where've you been? I was out with Pat Was she shootin' shit? Yeah, but I played it off legit [Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both] Talkin' to some Joe, hangin' out, shootin' shit Tried to tell me somethin', I play it off legit How did you handle it? I played it off legit [Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both] So pleasant when the sails of the seas of Orion gently slip No more need for God's sorrow, I just play it legit (Off legit) [Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Dude's hounding this bitch, okay, I'm checkin' out the shit laughin' (Yeah) Later on I'll fuck her (Oh man), she knows I'm legit She gotta know that That's right From the start Bitch was houndin' and shit [Verse 4: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Tell me about that sexy scorpion A sexy scorpion that stings her with wit, yeah I play it off legit because I know I'm legit, yeah That's right dude, I know you're legit Uh huh Played it off cool [Verse 5: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both] My mom bought me a cool shirt, when I wear it I'm the shit I'm really not that legit, my mom bought it She wasn't playing it off legit either? Nah, she knows I'm legit [Verse 6: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Did you clap when you saw her? I clapped when I saw her, when I found her, you split When I'm on the go, you know I'm legit I mean, I was really legit, up on the go at that time Ah you were, you were with Pat (*laughter*) (*laughter*) ...know I'm legit You know I'm legit Go [Outro: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Do it- keep going... tell 'em about Joe Alright, talkin' to some Joe (some Joe) hangin' out, shootin' shit, right Tries to tell me somethin', right, play it off legit, that's right You wanna hear about the scorpion? (*laughter*) [Instrumental Outro]