[Intro: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Where've you been?
I was out with Pat
Was she shootin' shit?
Yeah, but I played it off legit
[Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both]
Talkin' to some Joe, hangin' out, shootin' shit
Tried to tell me somethin', I play it off legit
How did you handle it?
I played it off legit
[Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both]
So pleasant when the sails of the seas of Orion gently slip
No more need for God's sorrow, I just play it legit (Off legit)
[Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Dude's hounding this bitch, okay, I'm checkin' out the shit laughin' (Yeah)
Later on I'll fuck her (Oh man), she knows I'm legit
She gotta know that
That's right
From the start
Bitch was houndin' and shit
[Verse 4: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Tell me about that sexy scorpion
A sexy scorpion that stings her with wit, yeah
I play it off legit because I know I'm legit, yeah
That's right dude, I know you're legit
Uh huh
Played it off cool
[Verse 5: Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Both]
My mom bought me a cool shirt, when I wear it I'm the shit
I'm really not that legit, my mom bought it
She wasn't playing it off legit either?
Nah, she knows I'm legit
[Verse 6: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Did you clap when you saw her?
I clapped when I saw her, when I found her, you split
When I'm on the go, you know I'm legit
I mean, I was really legit, up on the go at that time
Ah you were, you were with Pat
(*laughter*)
(*laughter*)
...know I'm legit
You know I'm legit
Go
[Outro: Gene Ween, Dean Ween]
Do it- keep going... tell 'em about Joe
Alright, talkin' to some Joe (some Joe) hangin' out, shootin' shit, right
Tries to tell me somethin', right, play it off legit, that's right
You wanna hear about the scorpion?
(*laughter*)
[Instrumental Outro]
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