Pity... I've got none
Love... bullshit
The pain... plenty to spare
Trust.... gone
Looks... I see your age
Health... always a problem
Sex... ugh
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become
Smarts... never schooled
Wisdom... like a puppy
Looking at the bags beneath your eyes
Ass... too much meat
And tits... old and saggy
The tattoo on your back makes you a slut
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become
Kids... I'll take them
You go live with your mom
I'm dating a cute little Polish girl
Time...I've plenty
Money...you get nothing
Here's five bucks, go buy yourself some chips
Let's get divorced
See you in court
You're stupid and not worthy of my love
Let's get divorced
I hope you lose
To tell your friends what a failure you've become
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