Let’s Get Divorced

Pity... I've got none

Love... bullshit

The pain... plenty to spare

Trust.... gone

Looks... I see your age

Health... always a problem

Sex... ugh

Let's get divorced

See you in court

You're stupid and not worthy of my love

Let's get divorced

I hope you lose

To tell your friends what a failure you've become

Smarts... never schooled

Wisdom... like a puppy

Looking at the bags beneath your eyes

Ass... too much meat

And tits... old and saggy

The tattoo on your back makes you a slut

Let's get divorced

See you in court

You're stupid and not worthy of my love

Let's get divorced

I hope you lose

To tell your friends what a failure you've become

Kids... I'll take them

You go live with your mom

I'm dating a cute little Polish girl

Time...I've plenty

Money...you get nothing

Here's five bucks, go buy yourself some chips

Let's get divorced

See you in court

You're stupid and not worthy of my love

Let's get divorced

I hope you lose

To tell your friends what a failure you've become