The Blarney Stone

[Verse 1] Get off my ass, ya wee bitty fuck If I pull out the claymore, you're shit outta luck Who is that girl, that pretty young thing? After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing [Chorus] Aye, aye, aye Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye, aye, aye The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye [Verse 2] Down to the pub, for a two shillin' ale The bread on the counter is goin' stale If I don't get some fresh bread soon Gonna punch in your face, and bark at the moon [Chorus] Aye, aye, aye Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye, aye, aye The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye [Instrumental Bridge] [Verse 3] Ain't got no girl, 'cause I haven't the time Got too many other things on me mind Patty was nice, she was pale and cute But I threw her away, like an old piece of fruit [Chorus] Aye, aye, aye Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye, aye, aye The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye [Verse 4] Got ooze in my pores, my feet are all wet Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head When Patty starts cryin', this is what I'll say [Chorus] Aye, aye, aye Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye, aye, aye The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye [Instrumental Outro]