[Verse 1]
Get off my ass, ya wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the claymore, you're shit outta luck
Who is that girl, that pretty young thing?
After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing
[Chorus]
Aye, aye, aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye, aye, aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[Verse 2]
Down to the pub, for a two shillin' ale
The bread on the counter is goin' stale
If I don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch in your face, and bark at the moon
[Chorus]
Aye, aye, aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye, aye, aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 3]
Ain't got no girl, 'cause I haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice, she was pale and cute
But I threw her away, like an old piece of fruit
[Chorus]
Aye, aye, aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye, aye, aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[Verse 4]
Got ooze in my pores, my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears, but I ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder, got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin', this is what I'll say
[Chorus]
Aye, aye, aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye, aye, aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
[Instrumental Outro]
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