Christmas Celebration

[Verse 1] Christmas celebration All around the nation Won't you stay with me tonight Cuz i'm running out of fight And the pageantry is such a bore [Verse 2] Carollers are singing Registers ka-chinging And the presents are in place But i'd rather eat some mace 'cause that egg nog always make me sick [Chorus] You know how the story goes You've seen it all before (All before) That man is so obese that Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door) [Verse 3] Christmas to perfection I'm begging for some action And the ringing in my ears Is the sound of christmas cheer 'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard [Chorus] You know how the story goes You've seen it all before (All before) That man is so obese that Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door) [Instrumental Break] [Guitars Solo] [Chorus] You know how the story goes You've seen it all before (All before) That man is so obese that Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door) [Verse 5] Christmas celebration All around the nation Won't you stay with me tonight Cuz i'm running out of fight And the pageantry is such a bore [Outro] The pageantry is such a bore The pageantry is such a bore The pageantry is such a bore The pageantry is such a bore, yeah