Christmas Celebration

[Verse 1]

Christmas celebration

All around the nation

Won't you stay with me tonight

Cuz i'm running out of fight

And the pageantry is such a bore

[Verse 2]

Carollers are singing

Registers ka-chinging

And the presents are in place

But i'd rather eat some mace

'cause that egg nog always make me sick

[Chorus]

You know how the story goes

You've seen it all before (All before)

That man is so obese that

Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door)

[Verse 3]

Christmas to perfection

I'm begging for some action

And the ringing in my ears

Is the sound of christmas cheer

'cause they've knocked me screaming overboard

[Chorus]

You know how the story goes

You've seen it all before (All before)

That man is so obese that

Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door)

[Instrumental Break]

[Guitars Solo]

[Chorus]

You know how the story goes

You've seen it all before (All before)

That man is so obese that

Can't get out the door (Can't get out the door)

[Verse 5]

Christmas celebration

All around the nation

Won't you stay with me tonight

Cuz i'm running out of fight

And the pageantry is such a bore

[Outro]

The pageantry is such a bore

The pageantry is such a bore

The pageantry is such a bore

The pageantry is such a bore, yeah