In the Mall

[Verse 1] In the mall, in the fall We're sneaking to the emergency hall First we smoke then have a smoke Get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke [Chorus] Now we're ready In the mall, I was in the mall Keep it steady In the mall, I was in the mall In the mall! [Verse 2] Holidays are on their way These decorations have so much to say Loses meaning, going west Don't get facetious or you don't get the best [Chorus] Bells are ringing In the mall, I was in the mall Now we're singing In the mall, I was in the mall I was in the mall! I was in the mall! [Bridge] Take the elevator to the escalator Ride it down and start again (Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?) [Chorus] All together In the mall, I was in the mall No place better In the mall, I was in the mall I was in the mall, in the mall!