In the Mall

[Verse 1]

In the mall, in the fall

We're sneaking to the emergency hall

First we smoke then have a smoke

Get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke

[Chorus]

Now we're ready

In the mall, I was in the mall

Keep it steady

In the mall, I was in the mall

In the mall!

[Verse 2]

Holidays are on their way

These decorations have so much to say

Loses meaning, going west

Don't get facetious or you don't get the best

[Chorus]

Bells are ringing

In the mall, I was in the mall

Now we're singing

In the mall, I was in the mall

I was in the mall! I was in the mall!

[Bridge]

Take the elevator to the escalator

Ride it down and start again

(Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?)

[Chorus]

All together

In the mall, I was in the mall

No place better

In the mall, I was in the mall

I was in the mall, in the mall!