Cardigan

[Chorus] Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again [Verse 1] I really liked that cardi I bought that for my birthday party And I know that it's only a cardigan But I wanna know where's that cardi gone? And what the fuck is he looking at? [?] take off his bucket hat, [?] He's looking at me all bummy and smiling What the fuck is funny then? 'Cause its not all fun and games when it comes to a cardi And one of my best mates is sat inside the pocket and his name's Charlie This ain't no laughing matter, I've only had one double Bacardi It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sarnie [Chorus] Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again [Verse 2] Fucking hell, what's up with him? I've only had three or four drinks Before I go on, a little more gin Give us a cocktail, Singapore sling He said nah, and I said alright I didn't come here for a fight I'm not tryna be here all night Just do me a favour, one more pint Or two pints of Guinness Yes, mate I won't come back till next Wednesday I promise, man, 'cause that's when I get paid Unless I make a few quid on the estate What time is it? Half past 10 I'm about to order a half again Yo, f— I've left my phone uncharged again Yo, pass us that charger Ben [Chorus] Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again Last night was a par again I went to the bar again And I got barred again And I lost my cardigan And I lost my card again [Outro] Yeah, but it's one of them now Apple Pay is where it's at anyway this year Everyone's been saying it, but yeah My auntie's gonna go mad when she knows I've lost that Twenty-ninth birthday present, fuck Anyway, I'll stop going on about it now