Cardigan

[Chorus]

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

[Verse 1]

I really liked that cardi

I bought that for my birthday party

And I know that it's only a cardigan

But I wanna know where's that cardi gone?

And what the fuck is he looking at?

[?] take off his bucket hat, [?]

He's looking at me all bummy and smiling

What the fuck is funny then?

'Cause its not all fun and games when it comes to a cardi

And one of my best mates is sat inside the pocket and his name's Charlie

This ain't no laughing matter, I've only had one double Bacardi

It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sarnie

[Chorus]

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

[Verse 2]

Fucking hell, what's up with him?

I've only had three or four drinks

Before I go on, a little more gin

Give us a cocktail, Singapore sling

He said nah, and I said alright

I didn't come here for a fight

I'm not tryna be here all night

Just do me a favour, one more pint

Or two pints of Guinness

Yes, mate

I won't come back till next Wednesday

I promise, man, 'cause that's when I get paid

Unless I make a few quid on the estate

What time is it? Half past 10

I'm about to order a half again

Yo, f— I've left my phone uncharged again

Yo, pass us that charger Ben

[Chorus]

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got barred again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

[Outro]

Yeah, but it's one of them now

Apple Pay is where it's at anyway this year

Everyone's been saying it, but yeah

My auntie's gonna go mad when she knows I've lost that

Twenty-ninth birthday present, fuck

Anyway, I'll stop going on about it now