White Boy Shit

[Hook] I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit I’m on that white boy shit [Verse 1] Xanie bars, special K Seeing stars in the middle of the day Dude where is my car? Chevrolet If I snap, the cops’ll have to bring the pepper spray Took a 5th of Jim Beam to the face No sweat, no chase Party like a white boy, yeah I heard ’em say Put your money where your mouth is, take a drink Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Jäger bombs, still pourin’ Man this motherfuckin’ club shit is so borin’ I need a dive bar bitch ‘Cuz I’m [Hook] [Verse 2] At least that’s what I’ve been told Smokin' rezin out of rolled up tin foil Everybody saying I’m a weirdo With the semi-automatic in my trench coat Suburbs, Honda Civic Paper hits of acid, I did it Quarter pound in my locker and a hundred tabs I was trippin’ balls in every class Hippies wearin’ tie-dye t-shirts Sellin’ brownies at a fuckin’ Phish concert Juggalos, Tech Nino, Wolf Pack, Shady van Ay man [Hook] [Verse 3] Fuck with the cops just to run Get bored, make a pipe bomb Friday nights, havin’ fun Is getting’ drunk and shit and playin’ with the loaded gun My country’s no country for an old man I got a mullet-hawk, a black girlfriend Tattoos to my feet and back up again Half Pearl Jam, half Eminem If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you? Fuck yeah, butt naked too ‘Cuz I’m a jackass, forever 21 Rest in peace Ryan Dunn ‘Cuz I’m [Hook]