White Boy Shit

[Hook]

I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit

I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit

I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit

I’m on that white boy shit, that’s that white boy shit

I’m on that white boy shit

[Verse 1]

Xanie bars, special K

Seeing stars in the middle of the day

Dude where is my car? Chevrolet

If I snap, the cops’ll have to bring the pepper spray

Took a 5th of Jim Beam to the face

No sweat, no chase

Party like a white boy, yeah I heard ’em say

Put your money where your mouth is, take a drink

Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Jäger bombs, still pourin’

Man this motherfuckin’ club shit is so borin’

I need a dive bar bitch

‘Cuz I’m

[Hook]

[Verse 2]

At least that’s what I’ve been told

Smokin' rezin out of rolled up tin foil

Everybody saying I’m a weirdo

With the semi-automatic in my trench coat

Suburbs, Honda Civic

Paper hits of acid, I did it

Quarter pound in my locker and a hundred tabs

I was trippin’ balls in every class

Hippies wearin’ tie-dye t-shirts

Sellin’ brownies at a fuckin’ Phish concert

Juggalos, Tech Nino, Wolf Pack, Shady van

Ay man

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

Fuck with the cops just to run

Get bored, make a pipe bomb

Friday nights, havin’ fun

Is getting’ drunk and shit and playin’ with the loaded gun

My country’s no country for an old man

I got a mullet-hawk, a black girlfriend

Tattoos to my feet and back up again

Half Pearl Jam, half Eminem

If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Fuck yeah, butt naked too

‘Cuz I’m a jackass, forever 21

Rest in peace Ryan Dunn

‘Cuz I’m

[Hook]