Someone Like Me

People hug and give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But everytime I try to charm a lady She runs away What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go- Excuse me, miss But, do you like the dubstep? Oh, will I ever find someone Or will I die alone? Endless streams of loveletters and roses Serenades from men with big guitars Famous men are asking me for dinner I think I'll pass Oh, where is my prince charming Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper-? Will I meet a man who also likes to-? I guess I'll never know Will I find (Oh, will I ever find that someone who) Can sing "wu"? (Can sing the wri-di-di-wrub-wub-wub-wu?) Do the ring? (I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you) Oh my God (Who is that singing?) Someone who also likes the dub (the dub), the step (the step) We both like dubstep Please, you-, you want to- (Oh, sorry) Flo-flowers, for you, please (Should I just-? So-sorry) Please, just take these fucking flowers! Let's move in together! We'll have children! I'll make cupcakes! I will massage your shoulders daily! I'll make you dinner when you come home from work! I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD! Let's buy a car! I'll make you an omelette for breakfast! I'll do dishes for you! Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together! I fucking love you! I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch! I'll get down on my knees And ask you, "Will you marry me?"