Someone Like Me

People hug and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But everytime I try to charm a lady
She runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go-

Excuse me, miss
But, do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone
Or will I die alone?

Endless streams of loveletters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming
Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper-?

Will I meet a man who also likes to-?

I guess I'll never know

Will I find (Oh, will I ever find that someone who)
Can sing "wu"? (Can sing the wri-di-di-wrub-wub-wub-wu?)
Do the ring? (I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you)
Oh my God (Who is that singing?)
Someone who also likes the dub (the dub), the step (the step)
We both like dubstep

Please, you-, you want to- (Oh, sorry)
Flo-flowers, for you, please (Should I just-? So-sorry)
Please, just take these fucking flowers!

Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!
I will massage your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD!
Let's buy a car!
I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together!
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!

I'll get down on my knees
And ask you, "Will you marry me?"