Stonehenge

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need I got a 1000 dollar haircut And I even have a talk show on TV And I know I should be happy (heh) but instead There's a question I can't get outta my head What's the meaning of Stonehenge? It's killing me that no one knows Why it was built 5000 years ago Why did they build the Stonehenge? How could they raise the stones so high Completely without the technologaigh ...we have todaigh? When I make my jalapeños Calamari and prosciutto, I'm the king My wife applauds me in the kitchen When I tell her all I bought is from the local store And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone She gives me a smile Then she plays with my balls (mm!) But all I think of is Stonehenge I think about it when I dream The biggest henge that I have ever seen What's the purpose of Stonehenge? A giant granite birthday cake Or a prison far too easy to escape? (Stonehenge, Stonehenge) (Lots of stones in a row) They were 25 tons each stone, my friend But amazingly they got them all down in the sand And they moved it (Stonehenge) And they dragged it (Stonehenge) And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales (What's the deal with Stonehenge?) Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal You should've left a tiny hint When you made this fuckin' labyrinth of stone (who the) Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? Two stone age guys wondering what to do Who just said, "Dude, let's build a henge or two" I would give anything to know (about the Stonehenge) Yeah, I would give all I had to give (Would you give them your car?) Mm, are you kidding me, of course I would've given the car (What car do you drive?) Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, drive a Civic (A car you can trust) Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge (What henge is that again?) It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge God, it is the greatest henge of all What's the meaning of Stonehenge?