Stonehenge

My life is so successful
I got everything a man could ever need
I got a 1000 dollar haircut
And I even have a talk show on TV
And I know I should be happy (heh) but instead
There's a question I can't get outta my head
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built 5000 years ago
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technologaigh
...we have todaigh?
When I make my jalapeños
Calamari and prosciutto, I'm the king
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone
She gives me a smile
Then she plays with my balls (mm!)
But all I think of is Stonehenge
I think about it when I dream
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake
Or a prison far too easy to escape?

(Stonehenge, Stonehenge)
(Lots of stones in a row)
They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it (Stonehenge)
And they dragged it (Stonehenge)
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales
(What's the deal with Stonehenge?)
Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal
You should've left a tiny hint
When you made this fuckin' labyrinth of stone (who the)
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?
Two stone age guys wondering what to do
Who just said, "Dude, let's build a henge or two"
I would give anything to know (about the Stonehenge)
Yeah, I would give all I had to give
(Would you give them your car?)
Mm, are you kidding me, of course I would've given the car
(What car do you drive?)
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, drive a Civic
(A car you can trust)
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
(What henge is that again?)
It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge
God, it is the greatest henge of all
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?