Readers' Comments

[Verse 1] Don't you read those readers' comments unless You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh (Don't go) Go strolling down reactions unless You want to get a hang on the sternum and the drain Beating on the drum until all your senses numb, oh, yeah [Chorus] See the writing on the wall, oh Opinions making minions of us all [Verse 2] Oh, those readers' comments designed To sap you of any ability to accrue The necessary root if it's a broken brew, uh-huh So don't you delve into the quagmire of Maniacal ramblings of spiritual gamblings Betting on the greyhounds escaping from the pounds, oh, yeah [Bridge] It's true that I'm no fan of the sarcastic man My least favourite of the humorous clan Now there's satire, irony Surreal versions of the truth Comedy, the remedy to protect us From that speeding, breeding buzz [Verse 3] Don't you read those readers' comments unless You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh [Chorus] See the writing on the wall Opinions making minions of us all, all Yeah [Outro] Opinions as facts You just can't take them back Opinions as facts You just can't take them back Opinions as facts You just can't take–