Readers' Comments

[Verse 1]

Don't you read those readers' comments unless

You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and

Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh

(Don't go) Go strolling down reactions unless

You want to get a hang on the sternum and the drain

Beating on the drum until all your senses numb, oh, yeah

[Chorus]

See the writing on the wall, oh

Opinions making minions of us all

[Verse 2]

Oh, those readers' comments designed

To sap you of any ability to accrue

The necessary root if it's a broken brew, uh-huh

So don't you delve into the quagmire of

Maniacal ramblings of spiritual gamblings

Betting on the greyhounds escaping from the pounds, oh, yeah

[Bridge]

It's true that I'm no fan of the sarcastic man

My least favourite of the humorous clan

Now there's satire, irony

Surreal versions of the truth

Comedy, the remedy to protect us

From that speeding, breeding buzz

[Verse 3]

Don't you read those readers' comments unless

You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and

Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh

[Chorus]

See the writing on the wall

Opinions making minions of us all, all

Yeah

[Outro]

Opinions as facts

You just can't take them back

Opinions as facts

You just can't take them back

Opinions as facts

You just can't take–