Grandma Got a Facebook

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address To my friends and I asked them all to send a request And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed 'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch! And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too 'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma I check my Facebook daily I get a friend request from this old ass lady I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass! Butterscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath (Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook) I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma Grandma, Grandma Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma