Grandma Got a Facebook

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed
And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad

Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma

I check my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old ass lady
I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly

I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
(Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook)
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma