The Funeral

I can't leave my bed, but I can't sleep I've got no clean clothes and I can't eat And I smoke too much 'til I can't breathe I'm emotional, I'll always be And I hate myself but that's alright And I love myself but that's alright And I tell myself that it's alright That I dream about the day I die To my surprise, there's no one to blame Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame I've been dancing at my funeral Waiting for you to arrive I was hoping you'd look beautiful Dancing with tears in your eyes But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame (hey) My hair fell out 'cause I dyed it cheap I want a real fake smile but I hate my teeth I want to tell you that I love you but I just can't speak I've got a fucked up soul and an STD Do you hate yourself? Well that's alright Do you love yourself? Well that's alright Do you tell yourself that it's alright That you dream about the day you die? To my surprise, there's no one to blame Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame I've been dancing at my funeral Waiting for you to arrive I was hoping you'd look beautiful Dancing with tears in your eyes But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh I wanna prove my love before I leave I wanna make you come and scrape my knees Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed And you can put these fucking words in my obituary We all hate ourselves, well that's alright We all love ourselves, well that's alright We all tell ourselves that it's alright That we dream about the day we die I've been dancing at my funeral Waiting for you to arrive I was hoping you'd look beautiful Dancing with tears in your eyes But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame