Big Shiny Nine

[Verse 1] Big shiny nine she's mine all mine Showing down the front of my old blue jeans Big shiny nine she'll fall so fine Waiting to impress my hippie queen [Chorus] It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine [Verse 2] Sticks and stones Skeleton bones Enough to make the dead jump and run Encyclopedia hasn't got what I need Because I'm waiting to undress my hippie queen [Chorus] It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine [Verse 3] Nuts and bolts Smith & Wesson and Colts It's down to luger can't make a selection Stealing steeds and film Scraping bottom again Oh lord i'm headed in a direction [Chorus] It's all right now My shiny nine I have my shiny nine It's all right now I'm fingering my big black shiny nine