Big Shiny Nine

[Verse 1]

Big shiny nine she's mine all mine

Showing down the front of my old blue jeans

Big shiny nine she'll fall so fine

Waiting to impress my hippie queen

[Chorus]

It's all right now

I'm fingering my big black shiny nine

[Verse 2]

Sticks and stones

Skeleton bones

Enough to make the dead jump and run

Encyclopedia hasn't got what I need

Because I'm waiting to undress my hippie queen

[Chorus]

It's all right now

I'm fingering my big black shiny nine

[Verse 3]

Nuts and bolts

Smith & Wesson and Colts

It's down to luger can't make a selection

Stealing steeds and film

Scraping bottom again

Oh lord i'm headed in a direction

[Chorus]

It's all right now

My shiny nine I have my shiny nine

It's all right now

I'm fingering my big black shiny nine