Me So Stupid

[Verse 1] I could have been a brain surgeon I could have been a pharmacist I gave a shot at radio revivalist With the boss man I'd have never been missed [Chorus] Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotient? [Verse 2] I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge Or Einstein's nemesis I could have been a derby jockey But it's all come down to this [Chorus] Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotient? [Verse 3] I could have built Las Vegas I could have built a drum sized Rolls Royce I could have been President of the world Could have had Ali on the ropes [Bridge] Could have had Miss August, again Could have had Miss May, again Could have had Miss September, again But I waited Till December [Chorus] Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotient? That's so wrong