Me So Stupid

[Verse 1]

I could have been a brain surgeon

I could have been a pharmacist

I gave a shot at radio revivalist

With the boss man I'd have never been missed

[Chorus]

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotient?

[Verse 2]

I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge

Or Einstein's nemesis

I could have been a derby jockey

But it's all come down to this

[Chorus]

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotient?

[Verse 3]

I could have built Las Vegas

I could have built a drum sized Rolls Royce

I could have been President of the world

Could have had Ali on the ropes

[Bridge]

Could have had

Miss August, again

Could have had

Miss May, again

Could have had

Miss September, again

But I waited

Till December

[Chorus]

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my IQ?

What is my intelligent quotient?

That's so wrong