Enough is enough, Charlie Puth - it's time you drop 'Light Switch', potentially 2021's greatest pop banger

Dear Reader. We have had enough. He can't keep doing this to us. There has to be a line in the sand eventually - a point where the fun and games have to end. Charlie Puth. We insist you drop 'Light Switch' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

Those of you who don't spend your days swiping through TikToks may not be aware, but what might be the greatest pop song of 2021 is coming. For weeks now, A list popster Charlie Puth has been teasing a new song. It's called 'Light Switch', because it includes the sound of a clunking mechanical wall switch. But it's so much more than that.

Previewed across six videos now, we know we're being marketed at - we're not stupid - but also, it's worked. We're laying awake at night with the chorus ear-worming round our heads. And the only way we can think to increase the pressure is to infect everyone until that BLOODY MONSTER Charlie Puth is forced to relent. We know it's done, 'Charlie'. Sort it out. Now.