The Big Debate: is bowling bad? Zara Larsson weighs in

She's not a fan, stating that she would "seriously like someone 13% less if we were going on a date and they were suggesting "let's go bowling".

Pop titan and former Dork cover star Zara Larsson has weighed in on the big issue of the day: is bowling bad?

The topic everyone is talking about (shut up, we're doing a bit - Ed), the star firmly sides with the anti-bowling hard-liners, stating she "absolutely cannot stand" the game.

Writing on her Instagram story over the weekend, Zara reveals: "There's something about bowling and like "going to the bowling alley" that I absolutely cannot stand for the life of me. Some would even use the word hate for my feelings towards bowling. I would seriously like someone 13% less if we were going on a date and they were suggesting "let's go bowling". Are you fucking serious? It's making me super sad. Miserable even. Bowling, it's not something I do. I don't know where these feelings have come from? Because I HATE waiting? Maybe. I want it to be my turn all the time. Because I'm not very good at it? Maybe. It's so scary to me when people are good at bowling. Anyways have an amazing night.

"Maybe that should have been for the private story," she continues. "I don't like to be negative but my friend just broke off her nail from going bowling and a part of me is like… that's karma for going?

It's a strong and forthright line to take in one of the divisive topics of the day. Will other musicians back her up? Will the pro-bowling mafia have a response? Is it Monday morning and we just want to write up something that makes us laugh? You can check out Zara's posts below.