Honeymoon With B Troop

[Verse 1: Graham Gouldman]

My baby, she's crazy, she's lazy

So she's always bummin' around

(Round, round, round)

Girls in France don't stand a chance

'Cause I've always got my baby around

(Round, round, round)

So don't touch her

(Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum)

Oh, it's so fine

And you know what's mine is mine

[Verse 2: Graham Gouldman]

At night, we sleep tight, we

Stay close together 'cause the temperature's down

(Down, down, down)

But baby says maybe

Each time I try to get my fingers around

(Round, round, round)

Please don't touch her

(Bum, bum, bum, bum)

[Bridge: Graham Gouldman]

Sittin' with a tentpole

What a bloody jamboree

Listen to our motto

Be prepared for ecstasy

(Here comes the bride)

(Da, da-da-da-da-da-da)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: Graham Gouldman]

My baby goes topless

And brings her beauty to a bottomless day

(Day, day, day)

She's bathing al fresco

And all her mystery is there on display

(Splay, splay, splay)

So don't get too close

Oh, she's so fine

And you know what's mine is mine

[Interlude: Eric Stewart]

Oh, it's a drag when you're hitched to a dream

And the boys in the gang think she's part of the scenery

You're never alone and the tension is painful to see

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4: Graham Gouldman]

One night, I crept in and got on my knees

And tried to make her my wife

(Wife, wife, wife)

One reef knot, two grannies

And we were bound to stay together for life

(Life, life, life)

Now, we'd like to—