The Hospital Song

[Verse 1: Lol Creme]

Nobody sends me birthday cards

Nobody brings me flowers

I'm just here for operations

I've been out for hours

When I come to, I'll wet my bed

'Cause when I get mad, I sink so low

As matron knows

[Chorus: Lol Creme]

I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

[Bridge 1: Lol Creme]

And when I go

To that seedy ward up in the sky

You'll be waiting

With a hypodermic needle

And a graph

[Bridge 2: Lol Creme & Kevin Godley]

Here comes the dark

I'm grateful for my anesthetic

Out goes the spark

Delirious and apathetic

When I come to, I'll wet my bed

And when I get well, I'll take revenge

I'll wreak my wrath

[Verse 2: Lol Creme]

On all blood donors and their sisters

Visiting time and flowers

When sister brings that bedpan 'round

I'll piss like April showers

[Chorus: Lol Creme]

I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

Yeah, I get off on what you give me, darling

I get off on what you give to me

[Outro: Lol Creme]

And when I go

I'll die of plaster-casting love