Old Mr. Heffer

[Verse]

Stumbled my way on the darkest afternoon

I got a beer in my hand and I'm draggin' a stoagie too

The back of my brain is tickin' like a clock

I simmer down gently but boil on what the fuck

[Chorus]

Get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight

Get back 'cause I'm feelin' right

[Verse]

Trouble is a word that stars with a capital T

I refer myself to the word 'cause I'm so keen

Little do they know that I'm struttin' such a style

It makes the trouble in me all worth the while

[Chorus]

Get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight

Get back 'cause I'm feelin' right

[Verse]

There goes Billy and Susie walkin' hand by hand

I quickly caught up slurring "Yo, what's the plan?"

They had fear in their eyes and bellies that ran like dogs

I barrelled down laughing screaming "Susie, you forgot your clogs!"

[Bridge]

Well, Old Mr. Heffer

I'm really pleased to meet you

I didn't mean to scare your blue-eyed child

But Billy wouldn't talk to me

And Susie wouldn't look at me

It made me so dog-gone crazy

I had to chase them for a mile

All wanted was change for a buck

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight

Well I'm back 'cause I'm feelin' right

Well I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight

Well I'm back 'cause I'm feelin' right

Jesus!