Close Call

[Intro]

It hurts to think of just how close we came

[Verse 1]

Yo, been watchin' you for awhile

Don't know if it was your lips or it was your smile

Don't know if it was your hips or it was your style

Until you put that thang on me, that's when shit got wild

We started off good, goin' to UnPlanned Parenthood

Leavin' the condoms by the bed and the drawer

Until one night you let the nigga put the head in

And we ain't never use them motherfuckers no more

Started goin' in and out with the raw sex

Pulled it out, skeeted on your chest

Like bring your ass here

Playin' Justin Slayer to your Jasmine Cashmere

Till one night you said, "Baby leave it right there."

I figured I had met my match

Tongue on my neck, fingernails in my back

I figured we was cool, she said she was on the patch

So I stroked and I stroked and finally left off a batch

Like Ahhh!

[Hook]

I try, you try

I try, you try

Just how close we came

Just how close we came

I try, you try

I try, you try

Just how close we came

Before you cum inside of me

[Verse 2]

A few months went by and I'm really startin' to dig her

Lunch in the park, picnics by the river

Sexin' all day and all night, shit is ill

So she switch from the patch and started takin' the pill

Until one night she put my hand on her stomach

And said, "Baby, we gon' be a family once I pop this kid."

I said, "Bullshit

So let me back it up

And just explain to you, exactly what your options is

Option one: Take this nigga to the Hoover

Or option two: Fuck on, I never knew ya."

I know it sounds crazy and it seems prideful

But I

Couldn't shake the feelin' that I was lied to

She ran out the room with mad tears in her eyes

Left her pills on the dresser right by my copy of Get Back

I put 'em in my hand

Then put one in my mouth

Sure enough, all this time she been poppin' Tic Tac's

First time I did it I said I wouldn't do it again

In and out, long stroke, no glove on

But it feels so good when she let me in

Get a hold of yourself boy

You're gonna me caught up

I think she got me caught up

Oh, she's gonna get me caught up

I think she got me caught up

Well, well

[Hook]

I try, you try

I try, you try

Just how close we came

Just how close we came

I try, you try

I try, you try

Just how close we came

Before you cum inside of me

You know what I'm sayin' like

When you told me you was on the patch

I didn't know you was talkin' about the Nicotine patch motherfucker!

Now you got me up here, I'm gonna be here in this court up here

On these trumped up charges

Got me here on these facetious allegations

Under these false pretense

What kind of shit is that? You triflin' heifer

[Outro]

Yo, you ain't heard this from me, but

Remember I told you about that girl that Adam was gettin' it on with the other night?

She motherfuckin' burnt him!

He said he was in the bathroom and felt like his dick was on fire!

He had to make a 9-1-1 call to the clinic!

Adam had fucked up!