Delicious

How inconvenient and unexpected and harrowing for you
These consequences tend to be
For the rest of us
So delicious to witness your dread
Wedding just as consummate
Not unlike you to heedlessly hoist away, lost long the name
Arrogant and insolent
You don't give a damn
Collateral be damned
Not unlike you to hoist away
Hoist away, lost my grenade
Choice and bed be made, good night
Sleep tight
So delicious for the rest of us
To witness your dread
Wedding just as consumate
Not unlike you to heedlessly
Hoist by your own vain petard
Wrong side of history
You don't give a damn
Collateral be damned
Not unlike you to hoist away
Hoist away, lost my grenade
Choice and bed be made
Good night
Sleep tight