Hey Citizen!

Here they come

Slumming their way out of the Jacuzzi

Well, I've lived in a slum

Sugar plum, hit and run

And it did not amuse me

There they go

Moving around on the radio

Well, I've been on that show

Yes, I know, yes, I know

And it did not amuse me

Hey, citizen

Hey, American

Hey, Russian

Hey, hey, citizen

Beauty stab

When the good things in life have all grown bad

The cat's out the bag

Smash and grab, burn the flag

And didn't it fool me

Throw it out

It's not worth the paper it's written on

No ifs and buts

Spending cuts, cheaper smut

They said they could use me

All through summer

There's no glamour in the slammer

No glamour in the slammer

Until you make a run

All through summer

The splendour's pretty slender

The splendours pretty slender

Until you make a run

Here they come

Slumming their way out of the Jacuzzi

Well, I've lived in a slum

Sugar plum, hit and run

And it did not amuse me

There they go

Grooving around on the radio

Well, I've been on that show

And I know, and I know

And it did not amuse me

Hey, villager

Hey, citizen

Hey, countryman

Hey, now listen

Hey, Chinaman

Hey, American

Hey, hey, Russian

Hey, European

Hey, cowboy

Hey, Indian

Hey, anyway

Hey, hey, hey, citizen