Malcolm

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey

I met a man in uniform
Brighten up my day
He never said where he was from
And we were better off that way
There was something in the way
When he was polishing his buttons
So in love with his reflection but the sparkle's gone
Reckless with his seatbelt and his foot is on the pedal
And his key's in the ignition but the handbrake's on

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

And every time I look around
I see couples everywhere
As if my world was falling down
As if anyone would care
Hugging and a-kissing
It's a world that things are missing
I ain't got a pot to piss in
And I'm on my tod
It's pretty inconceivable
In fact it's unbelievable
I'm not so bloody leaveable
Oh my God

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan
I'm waiting for my man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Around the time I took him back
He had a handlebar moustache
He was a hypochondriac
And he looked like Graham Nash
(The place that he lived in
Was a really
Really, really, really, really nice place)
But I got sick and tired of trying to explain
He wasn't dying, it was only influenza or a common cold
He ran at my worst and went and got a proper nurse
And then they hit it off together, now they're growing old

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

So I caught a fisherman instead
But his chat was out of line
Trying to get me into bed
He said, "Your place or mine?"

But I had a killer comeback
Funny feeling in my stomach
Date a date, I took the bait
The bugger reeled me in
But I had to avoid it now
That there was something 'bout his smile
That it was tiny at the time
But now it's wearing thin

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan
I'm just waiting for my Mr. Tambourine Man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Then Malcolm came along
And stole away my heart
I know he's the one
'Cause I read it in my chart
He was born in January, I was born in August
I'm a Leo, that's a lion, he's a Capricorn
We were meant to be together and it doesn't matter
Whether you believe it's in the date and time that you were born

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey

Keep me satisfied
Keep me warm at night
I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan
I'm just waiting for my Nowhere Man

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey
Hey hey, hey hey