Legerdemain

[Verse 1]

Chicken noodle thermos, parka marching out the army surplus

Over thermals over thermals over thermals over thermals, look

Owl on my shoulder, initials on the katana

Whispering something wicked through a moisture-wicking balaclava

Not a cop in sight, not a watt of light in the fog

Silent night to God almighty just from lighting cigars

Not a creature is stirring to purging lightning from the eye on my palm

Wide as long as y'all can die and re-spawn

Still going, if only a vehicle for merino wool

Who volunteer to wake to St. Bernards for the foreseeable

I'm edumacated on every threat in the tradе

Started checking the chеcker for any legerdemain

Caught 'em fudging the numbers and hiding birds in they coat

Burning phones and computers inside a circle of stones

When policing the people is, "Please return to your homes"

You get a people determined to take a turn in the strobe

[Chorus]

I found something in the woods I wanna show you

It just might change how you float around the O2

You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes)

Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?"

Went home different

Went home different

[Verse 2]

Two pair of socks under reindeer mukluks

Aiming to keep ten pigs awake in the tundra

Plaza to plaza, thermometer going nuh-uh

My posse out of pocket on some occupy the umbra

If it's under freezing, I don't even wanna know a number

Just show me to the rolling thunder, wubba, wubba, wubba

Today a mall cop told me I should get a life

Double black diamond, a pirate to private property

Lion-hearted pioneer of high Garbology

First archer to set the firestarter oxen free

Defending some forgotten block of uncommon geometry

Before they fixed the road, there used to be this bump to bump

I guess in '97, so and so did such and such

In Timbs on someone else's board

Tell the story, spread the lore

It's epic to a people who would rather push than teleport

[Chorus]

I found something in the woods I wanna show you

It just might change how you float around the O2

You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes)

Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?"

Went home different

Went home different

[Verse 3]

Get your wig in the wind, get a feel for the traffic

Whether it's static or speedy, whether it's real or imagined

The colder the weather, the realer the magic

At least that's how it feels when it happens, okay

Raiders of the roads and parking lots of greater Carcasonne

Canis lupis carcass on, take me to your garlic knots

Coffin through the cars, I'm a part of a larger carpet bomb

Still partial to the wrong crowd, sorry, mom

Wander Eden, not a meter predetermined

Turn a curb into an evening, that's the key to freezer burning

I'm freezer burning, sweat a boiling ocean early Feb'

My coaches told me don't come home without the serpent's head

I told 'em hold my turkey leg, point me at a pitchfork

Brought the trophy home and took the poultry back still warm

Out to flirt with hypothermia

It's CCTV's blurriest insurgents in your area

[Chorus]

I found something in the woods I wanna show you

It just might change how you float around the O2

You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes)

Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?"

Went home different

Went home different