Give Me Fifteen

[Verse 1]

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

That is all I need to make the call

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

Women are so simple after all

[Chorus]

In the time it takes to walk around the block

I can have you scheduled for electroshock

[Verse 2]

So give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen minutes

Maybe you're unhappy or depressed

With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen

I can diagnose before you get undressed

[Chorus]

Guess you really have to have a special touch

Course it helps if you don't really care that much

[Bridge]

Ladies can you hear me?

You come in here, looking like some hippie chick

Some Bolshevik

It doesn't even faze me

Cause there's a couple boxes

Self-appointed foxes

Put the chickens in

You're feminine

You're crazy

[Verse 3]

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen

I'll evaluate a lady at a glance

With only fifteen, only fifteen, only fifteen

You're committed for the crime of lacking pants

[Chorus]

Women who complain about the time they're seen

Sing a different tune when they're on Thorazine

[Outro]

So give me fifteen

Give me fifteen, give me fifteen, give me fifteen