It Takes All Kinds

[Verse 1]

As we were speaking of the devil

You walked right in

Wearing hubris like a medal

You revel in

But it's me at whom you'll level

Your javelin

[Chorus]

Wasn't that just our dear friend Ron?

Throwing your weight around the sun

Happier now that you've become

What you hated

[Verse 2]

I'm surprised I even thought I

Had half a chance

I was just one in a million

Of also-rans

Who was sure to be your victim

Of circumstance

[Chorus]

Once you were just our dear friend Ron

Selling the soul you swore upon

Spreading the word that you've become

What you hated

[Bridge]

And if I don't understand...

Well, I guess it takes all kinds

[Verse 3]

I would like to keep this vision

Of you intact

When we'd hang around and listen

To Bacharach

And you loved the world you lived in

And it loved you back

[Chorus]

Once you were just our dear friend Ron

Now you look out for number one

Who would've guessed that you'd become

What you hated

[Outro]

And I guess it takes all kinds