One

[Spoken intro: Harry Nilsson]

Okay, Mr. Mix

[Verse 1]

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

Two can be as bad as one

It's the loneliest number since the number one

[Verse 2]

"No" is the saddest experience you'll ever know

Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

[Bridge]

It's just no good anymore since you went away

(It's just no good)

Now I spend my time

(Spending days)

Just making rhymes of yesterday

(One by one by one)

[Verse 3]

Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

One is the loneliest number

One is the loneliest number

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

[Outro]

One is the loneliest number, much much worse than two

One is the number divided by two

(That's easy)

One

(Two divided and one is decided to bring down the curtain, and one thing's for certain, there's nothing to keep them together)