#armageddon

Oh God, there's a big one coming on

The dead have begun to rise and walk

But nobody is singing, nobody is singing

The bottomless pit has opened up

The Virgin Mary is crying blood

But nobody is singing, nobody is singing

We're all taking pictures with camera phones

To prove we were there

For the end of days, the end of days

The blood golem is on the loose again

He doesn't know that we're American

He just thinks we’re fatter

The hell demons are killing all in sight

Satan's doing wheelies on his bike

Twin heads on his handlebars

Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666

Their faces are painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss

For the end of days, the end of days

Now it's raining semen

It smells like those weird trees you smell

Is this the revelation?

Or is it simply the end of Hell?

(Ooh)

Oh God, there’s a big one coming on

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The blood cult is making jewelry

From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea

They're taking eyes, they're taking ears, they're taking noses, they're taking teeth

They're taking hair and skin from tattoos

They're taking fingers, they're taking the end of days very seriously

Now the valley is flooded

With piranha, tequila and knives

But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives

At the end of days, the end of days