The Trick

[Verse 1]

I got a dog and my dog can dance

Just not in public and not with my friends

I got a girl and she's twenty-eight

Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eighth grade

I know a kid that you've never met

His dad is a rock star, we smoked in his van

I know a trick, do you wanna see?

I can be anything that I pretend to be

[Chorus]

We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too

I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth

And if you run from me

Then I'll use my trick on you

The truth is that I'm screwed

[Verse 2]

I went to France and danced in the rain

Then told you all about it on our first date

My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad

'Cause you fell in love with the me that went to France

[Chorus]

We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too

I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth

And if you run from me

Then I'll use my trick on you

The truth is that we're screwed

[Outro]

We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, I do

We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, it's true

But if you're doubting this

If you're doubting that I do

Then oh my God, I'm screwed