Indie Sux, Hardline Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!

The indie kids are a bunch of snobs

They complain my timing's all off

I think timing is for stupid fucks

Why do they think I play punk rock!!!

Steve Albini playing god of indie heaven

Stupid dorks keeping time in seven and eleven!

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Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!

I'm not a vegan and i have had sex

So some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass

If you're not like them they want to clean your clock

They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!

They're anti-choice, they're fascist youth

Their songs all sound like metal tunes!

[Chorus]

But what about punk rock?

What about punk rock? Hahahaha

I've been told emo songs are deep

Which translates into really weak!!!!!

All they ever do is cry

Did something get caught in their eyes?

I just can't understand it all

Even I don't always bawl..

Boohoohoo... my girlfriend dumped me

And I'm really really hurt...

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!

Indie sux, hard-line sux, emo sux, you suck!

They sux! you suck! they sux! you suck

They sux you suck they sux you suck

They sux you suck they sux you suck

They suck...