Orgasm Addict

Well you tried it just for once

Found it alright for kicks

But now you found out

That it's a habit that sticks

And you're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

Sneakin' in the back door

With dirty magazines

And your mother wants to know

"What are those stains on your jeans?"

You're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

You get in a heat

You get in a sulk

But you still keep on beatin'

Your meat to pulp

And you're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

You're a kid Casanova

You're a no-Joseph

It's a labour of love

Fucking yourself to death

Orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

You're makin' out with school kids

Winos and heads of state

You've even made it with the lady

Who puts the little plastic robins

On the Christmas cakes

Butcher's assistants and bellhops

You've had 'em all here and there

Children of god and their joy strings

International women with no body hair

So well you're asking in an alley

And your voice ain't steady

The sex mechanic's rough

You're more than ready

You're an orgasm addict

You're an orgasm addict

Johnnie want fuckie

All ways and always

He's got the energy

He will amaze

He's an orgasm addict

He's an orgasm addict

He's always at it

He's always at it

And he's an orgasm addict

He's an orgasm addict