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Archers of Loaf – Funnelhead (1996) | Track profile | Dork

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Archers of Loaf

Funnelhead

Release date: 27th February 1996

From The Speed of Cattle

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"Funnelhead" is a track by Archers of Loaf, from the album The Speed of Cattle, released 27th February 1996. Full lyrics are available below.

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Funnelhead

Funnelhead is open wide

Right on top to catch everything

They're all at the bottom

To be sure that it all fits

Funnelhead takes what they said

Running afraid, temptation

Funnelhead's interpretation

This is the point

Funnelhead has seen enough

To know that there's no black or white

It's all off-white

And dark gray

Funnelhead is sure at what

They said to him, as

All the people recognize

Funnelhead's out cold

But then I remember

Made you think you dumped me

Funnelhead is open wide

Right on top to catch everything

They're all at the bottom

To be sure that it all fits

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From The Speed of Cattle

1996

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